i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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