Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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