Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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