i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
