You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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