i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
