she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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