Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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