well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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