i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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