awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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