one two three fourrrrnication!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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