Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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