Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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