he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I understand Curling. That high.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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