So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
