fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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