i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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