i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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