video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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