I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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