Do you still have your period?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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