Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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