Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
4 words: hood of his car
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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