If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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