Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
