you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Someone came in the potted fern
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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