Buhtt sex?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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