it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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