i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When are your genitals available?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
