I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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