I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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