No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Shame - the story of my life.
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