then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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