Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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