"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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