My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Do vagina's smell?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
you never un-have a 4some
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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