walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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