Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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