I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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