did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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