Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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