Christians are straight up FREAKS
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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