If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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