left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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