But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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