I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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