awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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