if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Life is so much better after having sex.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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