Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The Olympian is in my bed
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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