Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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