u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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