Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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