ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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