Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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