Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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